Covering the Miss Nevada pageant tonight.

Can it change my perception of what beauty pageants are, a la Gracie in Miss Congeniality?

Probably not, but here's to hoping.

I'm counting on the kind of blow-up that happened in Miss Congeniality to keep it interesting. Or someone to eat it, much like Miss USA in last week's Miss Universe pageant.

Did you know there's a difference between Miss America and Miss USA? Completely different organizations. Someone should do an expose on what the difference actually is.

Let's see how it goes.